Links to other fiction Links to other humour
A Mississippi Slip N Slide Graphic reincarnation/birthing story up at Five2One, supremely read by Mark Long
Advent Cheer A psychotic Christmas tale at Open Pen
Upsell off I-94 A tale of revenge at Pulp Metal Magazine
Vestigial A tale of a terrible decision to have a second child
Nautical Tales You Can Giggle At, But You May Be Broken At Defenestration
Expose The Member A true tale of Jewish ritual up at Spelk
You Can’t Run From Aging Facebook sports-bragging laid bare in Entropy Magazine
Cocks, Dogs and Kilobytes
A mental story of the birth of computer science, up at Queen Mobs
Your Inconsequential Achievements Anger Me  A therapy comedy piece at Entropy
 Things I do Differently After Rewatching The Wire   Up at Neutrons/Protons
Supernature   A story of teen sexual angst, up at Spelk
My Tool Shed is Where I Imagine Staving in an Old Man’s Head   Up at Five2One
Incorporating Mindfulness into your Violent Threats and Catcalls   At Queen Mobs
Essay about my time at Blockbuster Video  Up at El Balazo Press
Mother’s Day  A reflection on women’s hardships in childbirth, up at Sick Lit
A Dirty Head for a Tune  An essay about my filthy earworms, up at Entropy
Drug Store Girl, a poem  Up at Sick Lit
Under the Hummer Tree, a poem  Up at Spilling Cocoa on Martin Amis
Expectations for a one-year-old 1846 vs 2016  Up at Razed
I’d Fill That Vacuum A tale of being sick of what life has to offer
Surprising and Horrible Ways to Tell Him You’re Pregnant  Up at Razed
Suburban Fun Park Hierarchy Extravaganza!  Up at Queen Mobs
Hip Hop Sentiment for the Private School Victorian  Up at Queen Mobs
Man Does the Opposite of Michelle Pfeiffer in Dangerous Minds  Up at Entropy
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Early Internet Trolling  About how I emailed a random guy in 1994, up at Public House
What the Fuck Aren’t You Looking At?  Up at Public House
One other link, to an awesome pop-up writerly clothing store - Writer Ts Clothing  Check them out for unique, sardonic writing tops - (way better than #writingtips)
Follow  A story about not stalking and writers and Hemingway, up at Maudlin House
I Thought You Had Wings That Came Out of Your Suit  Up at Formercactus